Noodle Hole

A noodle hole is a man who is weak and limpy, as the form of a typical noodle is. The person has also a large vagina / anal entrance because he likes to be fucked in the ass, generally.

Person #1: Man, that dude is such a noodle hole!
Person #2: Yeah he cannot even stand up straight! bet he got f***ed in the ass last night!

by opiummaster January 3, 2012

Asian noodle

An asian dude tht actually has a dick not a micro penis and can karate that pussy till its H20 gets all ovrr the place

Ima asian noodle ur face

by Marco pollo October 26, 2017

Wrestlein' the noodle

wacking off,playing with yourself

adam sandler was wrestlein' the noodle last night

by HonkeySpivey18 May 10, 2010

Rahman Noodle

Euphemism for budget cuts to fill a budget deficit in the City of Chicago.

Streets and Sans was hoping for their annual budget increase, but all they got was a Rahman Noodle.

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

slimmy noodle

When chewing gum; mainly orbit, stride, and juicy fruit; starts to fall apart in your mouth. it turns into a noodle of slime.

Girl: Damn, this tastes like a slimmy noodle in my mouth!

by crazy-fun August 1, 2011

Noodle licker

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks

After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.

by DirtyDenimDawn May 15, 2018

Noodle Fight

Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.

"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."

by Bubblesnatch June 29, 2017