Noodle Hole

A noodle hole is a man who is weak and limpy, as the form of a typical noodle is. The person has also a large vagina / anal entrance because he likes to be fucked in the ass, generally.

Person #1: Man, that dude is such a noodle hole!
Person #2: Yeah he cannot even stand up straight! bet he got f***ed in the ass last night!

by opiummaster January 3, 2012

Alabama noodling

Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.

Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?

Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!

by Kodak999 August 14, 2019

Noodle licker

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks

After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.

by DirtyDenimDawn May 15, 2018

fish and noodles

What happens when Little Mix's Perrie Edwards doesn't know British Cuisine

"Fish and Noodles" Perrie Edwards 2014

by Fish and noodles August 22, 2020

Poodle noodle

A good pun to break the ice when someone sees you fucking the dog

"Oh my God what are you doing!?"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"

by Leedle leedle leeeeeeeee December 21, 2020

Space noodle

How the space needle is supposed to be pronounced

Hey look at the Space Noodle

by Moo I’m a goat December 19, 2019

noodle sticks

Also know as chop sticks

The food in the takeout bag didn't have any noodle sticks.

by Chadish November 29, 2016