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noodle salad

When a group of males places their flaccid penises in the mouth of another person.
1. "We gave Julien a noodle salad while he was passed out drunk last night."
by Car 54 April 28, 2016
mugGet the noodle saladmug.

noodle sticks

The food in the takeout bag didn't have any noodle sticks.
by Chadish November 29, 2016
mugGet the noodle sticksmug.

Noodle pass

The Asian n-word pass that only Asians have at birth
Ming li: Omg Timmy used a rasict slur against me without the noodle pass!
Timmy: no I didn't you ching chong
by Ahmetisverycooll69 August 9, 2022
mugGet the Noodle passmug.

Noodle Fight

Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.
"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."
by Bubblesnatch June 29, 2017
mugGet the Noodle Fightmug.

Noodle licker

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks
After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.
by DirtyDenimDawn May 15, 2018
mugGet the Noodle lickermug.

slimmy noodle

When chewing gum; mainly orbit, stride, and juicy fruit; starts to fall apart in your mouth. it turns into a noodle of slime.
Girl: Damn, this tastes like a slimmy noodle in my mouth!
by crazy-fun August 1, 2011
mugGet the slimmy noodlemug.

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