Poodle noodle

A good pun to break the ice when someone sees you fucking the dog
"Oh my God what are you doing!?"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"
by Leedle leedle leeeeeeeee December 21, 2020
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A Noodle Thrower

Long ago to test if noodles were fully cooked for speghetti, a chef would throw pasta noodles against a wall to see if they would stick. If they stuck, it meant it was ready for consumption.

A noodle thrower is a male/female who cast out like a net, texts, but single text to several of their on again, off again, could of been, should of been, potentials and ect that at one point was interested in a relationship. The texter looks to see who text back a reply. Then those who do, are now readily available for him/her to waste even more time.
A Noodle Thrower is moving in on you when you look at your text and see repetitive sentances that make you wonder if the texter is texting more than one person having a generic conversation saying the same lines a few times over and over. He/she is now throwing around so many text that he/she cant keep people straight from his/her catches of the moment giving him/her attention.
by Venessa Shannon August 16, 2014
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plate of noodles

When you shit into a meat grinder, and on to a plate
My girl,gave me a plate of noodles last night
by Big daddy 774 December 01, 2017
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Noodle Hole

A noodle hole is a man who is weak and limpy, as the form of a typical noodle is. The person has also a large vagina / anal entrance because he likes to be fucked in the ass, generally.
Person #1: Man, that dude is such a noodle hole!
Person #2: Yeah he cannot even stand up straight! bet he got f***ed in the ass last night!
by opiummaster January 03, 2012
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Space noodle

How the space needle is supposed to be pronounced
by Moo I’m a goat December 19, 2019
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slimmy noodle

When chewing gum; mainly orbit, stride, and juicy fruit; starts to fall apart in your mouth. it turns into a noodle of slime.
Girl: Damn, this tastes like a slimmy noodle in my mouth!
by crazy-fun August 01, 2011
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fish and noodles

What happens when Little Mix's Perrie Edwards doesn't know British Cuisine
by Fish and noodles August 22, 2020
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