Michigan

The state that sucks the most dick. ever.

"Have you ever lived in Michigan?"

"Fuck you"

by Ohio Killer December 28, 2005

northern michigan university

Northern Michigan University wants to ban smoking on campus anywhere even outside. They dont care about the rights of their students.

Northern Michigan university president wong: we should make NMU smoke free because it would be better and I no like smoke.

by sniper matt February 13, 2008

Michigan

Like, a REALLY big poo.

Fiona had a nice orgasm when Jonas dumped a Michigan on her chest and started titty fucking her.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 19, 2017

Mudchild

That's what you call a kid that's favorite activity is shitting alot.

Man, this kid is very disgusting! He is a mudchild!

by fakebash October 21, 2011

Michiah

A boy who loves his girlfriend but won't show it.He loves to have fun and make others laugh.He is full of energy and loves to eat.He also has a big head and looks like a anorexic turtle.

I need a Michiah in my life.

by Bdbxhshhs May 2, 2018

Mulching

The act of spreading a sexual partner’s feces upon their taint

Me and my nigga tried mulching last night, better than anal.

by LegitGamerGirl May 26, 2019

Hot Michigan

When one person uses their lips to blows drugs up another person's ass, and then the other person defecates said drugs back into the first person's mouth.

My name is Corey and you gotta give me those drugs Hot Michigan style

by qringo August 25, 2011