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Siberian Circus Midget

1. A disgruntled dwarf from the coldest reigon of Russia, who makes his/her living by performing in circuses.

2. A "little-person" who is enebriated anywhere from 12-23 hours of the day

3. An all-purpose word for use in the game "madlibs"

4. The result of a person much like yourself looking into a mirror
I was stoned to death by Siberian Circus Midgets
by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007
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Bi-Level Mode

Wearing a long-sleeve shirt, sweater, or jacket with shorts in order to maintain upper and lower body thermal comfort. Named after the air conditioner mode in a car where cool air comes from the face outlets and warm air from the foot outlets to maintain superior comfort. This also allows for the easy transition to Max Cold mode (short sleeves with shorts) at a moment's notice.
It's sunny but cool today, so I'm going to rock Bi-Level Mode.
by David97Bravo October 26, 2010
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Ala Mode

Ala mode means "with icecream." Ala mode is usually used in the same sentence as custards and pies.
Friend: Hey can you get me a slice of apple pie ala mode.
Dude: Nah man, sorry we ran out of icecream. I can give you just the apple pie though.
by Luke F July 27, 2005
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part time model

A female who is attractive but isn't attractive enough to be a full time model. Will normally have to keep their normal job for self sustainment.
you're so beautiful, you could be a part time model.. but you'd probably have to keep your normal job.
by flakernate September 15, 2007
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Medge

When ones hands are tired, they invert themselves mostly on the stomach to rest, but sit between the tit flap and the hip fat of ones body. See also lazy.
Polly was going down each aisle looking for food, she couldn't find what she was looking for, so she just medged and left the store.
by Staplesohmy March 14, 2009
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Big Midget

Otherwise known as Subordial Dwarfism, a big midget is a person who carries the traits and facial features of a little person, yet seems to have grown to an almost normal height. They are characterised by teabag shaped stains on their cheeks and streaks of white through hair that seems to have been cut back in the 80s.

These creatures are solitary loners who will seek attention through acting out and aggressive behavior, however this is never a true representation of its feelings, it will always feel like a small child and will often require others to fight their battles.

Their attention seeking can lead to several marriages and affairs, often with their peers or colleagues. This can spark their children to be slightly crazy and even more attention seeking in an attempt to be the center of their parents universe.

The Big Midget is also the name of a WoW character which many people use as an excuse when in an arguement with a "Big Midget". Big Midgets will employ tactics such as sending people out of their sight or sending them on to higher authority. As children these would be the class snitches, and as adults they are likely to move into jobs where they can have authority and support, but includes no chance of danger, such as a teacher or mailman.

Often these tortured souls are neglected and are forced to wander the Earth alone with no-one to comfort them but themselves. They will listen to classical music and will always attempt to sing at a karaoke, that usually leads to a mass suicide as people take their lives to escape the voice.

These creatures are fascinated by why they are the way they are and will pursue subjects such as biology so as to discover more about themselves. As of yet nobody has discovered the reasons why Big Midgets are the way they are or how to cure them from it.
1.) "Hey Big Midget!"

2.) "He is a Big Midget"

3.) "Big Migitism is a severe disease that must be watched carefully."
by All Black Anselmian August 24, 2009
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model congress

thaa sickest extracurricular, where a bunch of teens congregate at a suhweet conference and solve all world problems in the span of two to five days. involves pimp suits and delegate dances where the hippest nerds go to writhe about in their banana republic committee duds.
"yo, where did you go this weekend? sounds like a partayyy."
"i was at model congress."
"what's that?"
"see above moron"
by heybabyimfobulous May 9, 2007
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