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Masse!

A german word used in various situations to express that something is different than usual. Direct translation of it would be mass and the usage isnt that different. It can also be used similar to wicked.
Usually it is used without much sentence surrounding it, as it is an expression of surprise, awe, amazement, shock etc.

Most of the times, the 'e' is stretched.

If anything, german verbs like "verteilt" (distributed) or "gekriegt" (got) are added.

It can also be used if there's lots of sth around.

In rare cases, it has been used as replacement for a "Hello" or "Hi".
Witnessing a hard football tackling, you'd stand up yelling:
"MASSEEEE!"

After a pub fight were you had to take the hits, you'd say:
"Masse gekriegt!"

After a pub fight you won, you'd say:
"Masse verteilt!"

If you enter a pub with a lot of fine looking girls in it, you'd go:
"Masse an mädels!" or just "Masse!" with a glance in your eye so your mates would know what your on about.
by Saverio January 6, 2005
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Mass Faggotry

An overly epic level of bullshit involved in any situation, with no hope of an end in sight.

Also used to describe swarm of no talent online gamers and the frustrating environment they create.
Darth Jappy: fucking campers...bunch of no talent, douchebags.

C3R3BR0: I've never seen so much mass faggotry in a match, ever.
by Firefighter X March 14, 2010
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Mass Slut

A person, usually a female, who enjoys being promiscuous and ‘slutting around’ taking advantage of anybody who lets her. They possess uncontrollable sluttiness.
Now Rachelle's 18 she's a Mass Slut!
by RacialsLover October 12, 2010
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massausage

A massage on your sausage.
For an extra 15 bucks she gave me a massausage.
by lucy is awesome July 10, 2011
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Eleven-finger Massage

When a man is massaging a woman while she is on her stomach and penetrating her with his "eleventh finger", his penis at the same time. It's doggy style with a happy ending.
Oh yeah, I gave this girl an amazing eleven-finger massage last night. She loves my eleventh finger the most.
by martingoestocolorado December 27, 2010
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latin mass

A place where real Catholics go to worship God without being gay. Also the birthplace of the Crusades. Deus Vult!
I go to the Latin Mass because I’m badass...not like wimpy Catholics who need to hear the closet gay English mass priest tell them Jesus loves them despite their sins (and unwillingness to stop sinning).
by Ibelucky62 January 31, 2018
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running down the mass pike naked

when...a person....runs entirely nude down the massachusetts turnpike, highly inebriated. Without paying.
was that guy running down the mass pike naked?
by Klicky May 10, 2004
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