mom virus

The parental controls on the home computer that mom put in place so I couldn't use the internet after 9pm.

AKA: dad virus

GF: How come you didn't IM me last night?

Me: Mom virus on the 'puter.

by El Todd April 16, 2009

mom jockey

a mom who sexually harasess her childs friends

"dude davids mom was being a really bad mom jockey to me yesterday

by mantos September 20, 2009

mom code

1.) Don't date your son's best friend
2.) Always clean house
3.) Be your own boss
4.) Never do anything nice to your kids
5.) Don't wipe back from front
6.) Get a divorce
7.) Cheat on 100 boyfriend's
8.) You kill anyways who hurts your child
9.) You cuss out teachers who give the kids bad grades

"I love using my mom code!"

by Yeets on the meets November 27, 2017

Mom Jokes

Dad jokes that try to teach you a lesson.

"That's not a bold idea, that's a bad idea!" said Senator Amy Klohbuchar while updating her special skills to include mom jokes.

by DodiePardalas September 14, 2019

Mom Joke

When a hilarious joke is told only to be followed by a lame attempt to make it funnier by useing a cheesy comparison. Usally made by a mom/mother.

P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: why?
P1: to get the the other side
Mom: Haha like a turkey
Everyone else: O_O ugh mom joke

by Cali Buckinghamshire August 17, 2010

Mom's Egg

An electric toothbrush used to dust your mother's eggs.

"Dude, last night I totally dusted Mom's egg."

by Alex James Regina December 25, 2007

mom shit

Meaniless tasks given by the mother to a child. For example, throw away the kitty litter, throw out the garbage, fold the laundry.

The older sister told her younger sister, seriously do you want to move back home? You know mom will have you doing mom shit.

by GWTH963 April 3, 2016