Baris the Turkish monkey

Baris is a boy who’s from turkey. He’s a definition of a Turkish monkey. Baris is a guy who at the gym says “let’s go do push-ups” but will fight you cuz he gets no bitches. Baris is also the kind of guy who sprays you with water because he thinks it’s “cool.” I personally fucking hate baris because he’s a Turkish monkey. Worse than black monkeys are Turkish monkeys. Baris is also the kind of guy who won’t fight for his country because he’s a pussy. I hope Lebanon bombs his house one day inshallah!

Adam: Have y’all seen baris the Turkish monkey?

Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!

by Baris is bitch January 18, 2023

portch-monkey

A lazy fuck / slave name

1. Damn lazy portch-monkey go play outside. 2. Go pick some cotton portch-monkey.

by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

A cunt ass is an annoying mean person for which cunt and ass are no longer suitable, so they become a cunt ass.

A howler monkey is a loud ugly person who is also obnoxious.

Together, this person is extra awful.
(used for both males or females)

"That b**** just cut me off, what a cunt ass howler monkey."

Also, Joey Germain.

by Abby & Tori January 3, 2008

Mikey

Mikey is a kind hearted, well spirited person. He always knows just what to say. You can loose yourself in his crystal blue eyes. His smile is so contagious and his jokes can make you fall to the floor laughing. He will always be there to protect you and makes it very easy to love him. He’s literally the best person in the world but doesn’t realize it and that’s what makes him so cute. His goofy sense of humor and odd jokes will forever make you smile. He’s always willing to do what’s necessary to make you happy again. You will never forget him smiling and laughing at even the most stupid of things. Thank you for evyerything you do Mikey.

je t'aime Mikey.

by happyfrog05 June 7, 2018

feltch monkey

One who repeatedly participates in the act of feltching

Stay back, you lipstick-wearing feltch monkey

by Archrin October 3, 2003

sus monkey

an ugly motherfucker

my s/n is ******* .. no sus monkeys

by x shawtybadd July 24, 2009

Spider Monkey

A high level sex move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. Also called the "gut crusher". See any Bangbus episode featuring Ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. See also: Dirty Sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.

The slut kept beggin for more so I went into the spider monkey and rearranged her organs.

by Instigator October 20, 2004