Minneapolis Marathon

When you take an entire bottle of Viagra and bang 26 1/2 people in a row. (The 1/2 is a homo, as they're only half a person.)

My dick is so sore from that Minneapolis Marathon.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

31 march

31 march is the support broke artist day
Do you have a friend who draws a lot or want to be a artist? Well a lot of artist aren't that rich so 31 march is a day to give them a lot of support hugs, food, little gifts or share their work!

A: It's 31 march! Here is your favorite cookies Happy broke artist day!

B: Aww! Thank you! That's really sweet of you

by sora the smol vampire angel November 11, 2020

march 3rd

March 3rd is national dumbass day.

there she goes it must be march 3rd.

by i’m your dad April 12, 2019

Marathon

A marathon is when you masturbate numerous times, till one passes out.

I heard Jimmy did a marathon before school today.

by Zorlock April 20, 2005

marijuana march

a march that is used to try to legalize marijuana.

that marijuana march was so good.

by the marching man May 3, 2009

1st of March

Best day, best day, best day. Only good day . Every other day I cry.

Person 1: It is 1st of March woohoo
Person 2:It will be crying time tomorrow

by EpicFortniteChad21 November 29, 2020

March 14th

The specific day in “Spongebob Squarepants” in which Plankton rips a page of a calendar and tells that it is the day that Mr. Krabs “fries”.

Plankton: “Sorry about this calendar”(Plankton rips a page of a calendar) “March 14th! Wait, that’s not right? It should say the day that Krabs fries!”

by Cup O’ Fluff November 10, 2019