Something to help you track the number of times you jerk off in a day. Great to compare with others and attempt to find out who's the biggest pervert.
by deathmetalfan November 30, 2011
Get the self-abuse logmug. by Royalz January 15, 2016
Get the Roll a nut logmug. Discrete way to describe an alcohol-induced session with the toilet. Synonym to "praying to the porcelain gods"
by KenDawg September 15, 2007
Get the Log onto Vom.commug. by Pope Benedict November 29, 2006
Get the Log Cabin Jewpublicanmug. Similar to and typically following it's predecessor the "Abe Lincoln;" this manuever is pulled off by adding the all-too popular "CLeveland Steamer" applied to the chin. Thus creating a makeshift adhesive "log" that any stragglers can stick to, creating a muddy beard.
To pull off the true beard style "NuttyMuddy Abe Lincoln Log" : Eat an adequate portion of crushed walnuts, peanuts, pinenuts, almonds, acorns or any variation thereof. At time of Cleveland Steam application,log should be a nice NuttyMuddy consistency
To pull off the true beard style "NuttyMuddy Abe Lincoln Log" : Eat an adequate portion of crushed walnuts, peanuts, pinenuts, almonds, acorns or any variation thereof. At time of Cleveland Steam application,log should be a nice NuttyMuddy consistency
"My girlfriend didn't wax often onough. So, to teach her a lesson, I donkey-punched the bitch, shaved that shit, crapped and jacked off on her chin. Then, I shaved her snatch, spread her pubes on the cumlog. She had THE Abe Lincoln Log."
by 9100' High July 15, 2006
Get the Abe Lincoln Logmug. A group sex position where couples are stacked on top of each other 69ing. It can either be in the stacked form (where you are just with one partner, but there is another person perpendicularly stacked between you) or the square form (where each person eats a different person in the square).
We had so many people doing a Lincoln Log 69 last night I thought we were gonna topple over like a game of Jenga!
by Pupu Peepee October 30, 2007
Get the Lincoln Log 69mug. A confused, prideless group of homosexual men and women who, ironically, support homophobia by voting for homophobic republican candidates. Log cabin republicans claim to be changing attitudes toward homosexuals withing the republican party, but in reality, if they really want to help, they should simply change their red to blue.
Log cabin republican(LCR):Vote republican! Forget the fact that we really arn't doing anything to end homophobia or advance gay rights...those are low priority agendas.
by Americanto April 1, 2005
Get the Log Cabin Republicansmug.