lewis rawlinson

A total dickhead that has no feelings for others and can’t say words properly

Lewis Rawlinson is the biggest dickhead ever

by Anomusoy??? June 16, 2018

Lewis

Lewis is a pedo who likes intercourse with the minors

Lewis- Hello my name is Lewis I think you placed an order on, Freesweetsforyou.com
Kid 1- yeah I ordered 4 bags of smarties

Lewis- yeah that’s the one they are in the back of the van
Kid 1- oh thank you so much mr Lewis I’ll just go and get them

Lewis - get in there you little fuck

Kid 1- MUM! DAD! SOMEONE HELP!! (Kid sobs)

Lewis - great another one bites the dust

by ObeyONEnoBOABBY January 17, 2021

A Lewis Poon

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’

‘No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)

by Simon News1 July 20, 2022

Lewis

A sexy man who can have every lady he wants but he is very loyal and you should respect and appreciate him. He is a down to earth chill guy who keeps himself to himself and is the bested Freind you could ever had

Lewis is so sexy and a great friend
Omg I know right

by Lewis is FIT!!!!! December 7, 2021

Sloppy Lewie

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves

Friend one: it kinda smells like death?

Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!

by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021

Lewis Whitehouse

Destined to become a pro Rainbow Six Siege player one day. Known for his insane aim and reaction time.

Her: You're so good! You're like Lewis Whitehouse on Siege!

by N1SS4N GTR March 26, 2020

lewis burgham

Fingers of a god, he can give any girl a good time. Siri cannot pronounce his name as he is too powerful. Any Lewis burghams will destroy you with a bow the Sagittarius wanker

Lewis Burgham is an absolute twat

by Vikkstonk456 June 17, 2016