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Lauren

Girl, why are you acting like your name is Lauren
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ralph lauren

Verb: to ralph lauren *something* or *someone*

Definition: to photoshop a model to look thinner than normal humans.

Not to confuse with the fashion guru Ralph Lauren.
Elle Magazine have really succeeded with a ralph lauren. Don't you think? She looks so thin...
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Don't do so much ralph lauren on me. I want to look natural. I already have size 0.
by Rune Smith October 16, 2009
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Lawrence Academy

Lawrence Academy is a "prep" school in Groton, MA. It is in the ISL division of schools and is amazing at sports. The football team wins everything, the boys basketball team wins everything, and hockey claims to win everything. Lawrence Academy is as close as you can get to a pubic school as a private school. The school is populated by Hockey scum and football players. Majority of the students leave the school each year because it sucks so much. Many people get kicked out throughout the year for smoking pot on school trips. Everyone is recruited to the school and is on financial aid, because it is the most expensive school in the ISL. None of the school computers work, most of the dorms are falling apart, and some buildings are as old as the school is. The art programs are good and the school has many artsy kids there.
what private school do you go to?
Lawrence Academy
Ohhhh Suckss
by lawrenceacademyleaver June 26, 2010
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Lauren Francesca

Why Lauren Francesca is clear cause to stop counting votes for woman of the millennium 989 years early.

1) Recent photo shoot of Lauren Francesca hugging her dog, "Georgie Boy," people at the dog park are confusing the pooch with "Hey, look! It's LUCKY DOG!"

2) Lauren Francesca sends a sign to evolution's amusement park that the train ride is over & the hot caboose is not the only attraction

3) Lauren Francesca proves that no amount of pain, misery or unhappiness is worth dying for, just think of all the times you prayed for merciful death prior to first seeing her

4) Lauren Francesca's banned from vacationing near the Arctic Circle for fear of resultant global warming

5) Movie set janitors tie razors to and flail brooms for dibs to sweep the cutting room floor while her movies are being edited

6) When Lauren Francesca cries those black tears in Los Campesinos! "Romance Is Boring" (dir Alex de Campi), licorice whip sales spike like an EKG during Jack Nicholson's electroshock therapy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

7) Lauren Francesca has to wear wide brimmed hats if doves fly overhead. Yhey're pissed she can tie an olive branch in a knot with no hands

8) Rumors Lady Gaga will go as Lauren Francesca for Halloween.

9) 1st week LaurenFrancescaFanClub.com was up requests for locks of her hair warranted buying a Sinead O'Connor wig.

10) With Lauren Francesca having two X chromosomes, it's impossible to get PG-13 rating for movies with her in it if script mentions DNA.
"Who did you like better in that Lauren Francesca short film CHASING THE KISS, Walter Masterson or Michael 'Pyro' Araujo?"

"I thought I saw some other people in that movie. If you say so. I sorta blocked a lot out when she gets lifted up and.. NO NO!!!! kisses!!! I'm down to two grief counseling sessions a week though. Still not allowed on YouTube, dammit.
by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011
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Lauren

She think she is very awkward, weird, and a potato. However, know she is sweet, a good bestie, and a great hugger. We have our times. She is funny and amazing. I love you, bestie!
Lauren is so amazing! I love having her as a friend!
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Laurence

A Great looking Young Man with Beautiful Blue Eyes and Spectacular Blonde Hair usually using his looks to pick up the Ladies. A Very Rich Man with a Fine looking Mansion. A Man with a Salary that's bigger then the Sun, Gets his Salary from his Strength and Pace in Playing Rugby at the Highest level
Man he's such a Laurence
by Joe.Poalf August 26, 2016
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layten

Layten has a super small penis
by wallieworld November 12, 2014
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