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Life Loser 

A person who fails miserable at every major aspect of life, such as marrige, rasing a family, career, finances, ect. This person is usually full of advice which you should never take, and will try and belittle everything you do.
Dan: "I stopped over at Tony's house last night, what a suprise.
Al: "why?"
Dan: "awww, his house looked like a club house, his kids were running around screaming, his wife was a fatass wreck laying on the couch doing nothing, plus he told me he lost his job again and has no money. Then he tries to tell me how I need to paint my house and get a new car"
Al: " he's a real life loser huh?"
Life Loser by Joey BeefBuicker August 5, 2010
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Anti-loser 

A person who is the complete opposite of a loser, thus impossible to feel or be labeled as a loser; an epic level of coolness
Holy smokes, I wish I was J. She's an anti-loser; no one can compare to her level of coolness
Anti-loser by Ranger Woody August 19, 2010

I've lost interest 

- Being or becoming very bored with an over-bearing and/or boring topic of discussion or conversation.
- Losing interest in a trivial discussion or conversation with friends or co-workers.
"I was standing talking to Kevin at the water cooler, and all of the sudden he said "...just never mind, I've lost interest...." and he walked away! WTF?"

"Brian loses interest in topics of discussion very easily, he's always saying "...I've lost interest...." and walks away.

The Festival of the Lost 

The Festival of the Lost was an destiny taken king event that occurred in 2015, from October 26 to November 9 During this time, Guardians were able to participate in various Halloween-themed activities and wear costume masks, which depict different characters in the game. A selection of Festival-themed consumables were also available.
I got a new costume in the festival of the lost

Myspace Loser 

The kind of person who sends myspace friends invites to everyone they have made eye contact with in the past 5 years so they can ultimatly have a higher friends number. They can also be found adding slutty girls to their friends list, then making non-oringnal, sometimes perverted comments like " ohh baby i like that" or " dam gurl das nice" Their picture can be emo or ghetto gangsta. The best part of the day is when they recieve friends invites, while looking at who would like to be their friend they will never see who sent the invite or even look to see if they know them. All they know is that one more friend makes them so much cooler and/or pimper. In the end they will never talk to 3% of their friends but pretend to themself they are cooler then that other myspace kid because they have 265 friends.
I have 256 friends.
im so cool

And nothing of value was lost

Self explanitory. Used as a response to when something of naught value has happened
News reporter: After the assassin finished off his rampage of brutally murdering The Jonas Brothers, he proceeded to then hijack Mel Gibson's private jet, where they were forced to crash land in the pacific ocean. And nothing of value was lost.'

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