lobsterpot

main love of your life

Hey lobsterpot - how's tricks?

by The Mamma with the Quan October 23, 2007

Lobster Bibbin'

Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.

I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.

by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

lobjob

Preferably done in a dim dormitory lobby, a blow-job is given by a Caucasian girl. The girl is then thrust down by an African-American man upon his erect shaft. The girl then proceeds to suck him off until she realizes that she is drunk and does not to participate in this action. She quickly gets up and runs away. The man is left with blue-balls. There are different variations to get rid of this issue.

Phil:(Quietly) Look, Daniel I think there is a "lobjob" happening over there!

by pdilly February 22, 2011

conklin the lobster

mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear

luke is such a queer conklin the lobster

by batmanhasaids August 14, 2008

Nigerian Dirty Lobster

backwards tittie fuck while twisting the nipples

She enjoyed it when I gave her a Nigerian Dirty Lobster last night.

by Rob Drama May 7, 2011

lobi

A lobi is classified as a low grade. In more exact terms, it's a B-. Also meaning low.

by Allen Zarmanoglu June 2, 2003

lobafro

the hair on someones back extinding up from the anal crack but not extending past the lower back. preferably thick, dark, and hairy.

damn, son, you see colin yesterday at the beach, he got a mad lobafro. im pretty sure he had a pick in that shit yo.

by scandelous_juice August 4, 2006