Digitally Liberate Yourself

to liberate your digit (finger) from your arse, to pull your finger out

Scenario 1: "Come now, it is time we must digitally liberate ourselves and get started with this assignment."

Scenario 2: "I wish you would digitally liberate yourself and get moving."

by mischievous maverick April 10, 2010

neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

The best political affiliation, capturing within it all extremes of the political compass.

Willemstan’s newest political party is the neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

by NorseBerserker2835 January 23, 2020

Draconian Liberalism

Liberalism but with harsh draconian style laws (I.e more death penalty, slower death, harsh punishments)

The Draconian Liberalism Party is ruthlessly punishing its people with equal crimes of what they did!

by EnSvenskKanzlrr March 28, 2024

Car liberated

A person who lives happily and easily without a single occupancy vehicle. They engage in multi-modal transportation which includes: walking, biking, public transportation (bus and train), on-demand micro-transit, ride share, car share, car rental, air plane, and riding with friends.

I sold my car ten years ago and have been living happily, car liberated for the last decade!

by Shared Mobility Coop January 14, 2020

Liberal

Liberalism is a mental disorder that makes people think that everyone who doesn’t agree with them is a racist, sexist, homophobic bigot. They often get degrees in Gender Studies and then later on they blame everyone other than themselves for not being able to pay off their student loan debt.

“Hi, I’m a liberal and you are racist and sexist and there are totally 234 different genders. I should know because I majored in gender studies.”

by Captain Shitnipps July 3, 2022

Liberal after affect

When a liberal gets the issues after doing something stupid

Liberal after affect means

Joe Biden"let's increase taxes on everyone in the USA so help support strip clubs" Conservative" No, you idiot, that's a horrible idea"

by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021

liberal

Commonly regarded as a catch-all term for "person I do not like."

Person A: <controversial opinion>
Person B: Liberal!

Person C: I'm a liberal.
Person D: Why? Why would you be such a thing?

by xdman444 August 21, 2021