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Your Mama Said That Shit too last night

It is in insult, if his/her mom did in fact, say that sit too last night. Pretend your friend says something sexual (See example below). You have an instant comeback!
Created by the al-mighty Squirrel, this insult has spread to a whole 2 people! Amazing!
Person 1: Hey man its cold out here
Squirrel: Your mama said that shit too last night, but you didn't see either of us compaining!
Person 1: I'm worthless!!!
Person 2: FUCK YAH YOU ARE!

(In fact, the lights were off and he wasnt home... so he couldnt see us if he wanted to!)
by Squirrelish87 July 28, 2008
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Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

Another alternative would be "Your mom was easy"
<Hickery> Haw haw! I pwnz0red j00 in teh Chess!!!1!!1!!2 j00 is teh too easy!
<Dickery> Well, your mom was easy.
<Hickery> Oh my!
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003
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Nice Guys Finish Last

A saying that “Nice Guys” use to explain why they don’t have a girlfriend. Being too stupid to realize the real reason is because they are feel sorry for themselves and blame others for their lack of success in life, not because they are “too nice”. See Nice Guy.
Men who say “nice guys finish last” almost always seem to follow it up with how women enjoy being treated like shit showing their true misogynistic colors.
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
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From First To Last

Note: Sonny is 16 not 15. sorry. i'm picky. and he's fucking short. anyways, yeah "Me" is right.
by britt December 13, 2004
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The Last Rhino

From the movie "Jumanji" the last animal to run through in the stampede scene was a rhinocerous. Thus "The Last Rhino" is the slowest moving animal in a mixed herd. In any group of girls there is always a vulnerable target, she is "The Last Rhino".

When looking for women at the bar it is helpful to identify "The Last Rhino" in every group. Then you can strategically hit on them if closing time is drawing near and your hunting has been plagued by failure and or cockblockers. The herd will usually sacrafice its "Last Rhino" to save themselves.

Not necessarily indicative of size or appearance. Last Rhinos aren't always fat or unattractive, even in a group of hott chicks there is an easy target, she is "The Last Rhino"
Hey look at that group of girls, the one on the far left she's "The Last Rhino."

Gentlemen, last night was a success, The Last Rhino never saw me coming.
by Alan Parrish February 22, 2010
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After what happened to me last night, my whole body hurts!

A shout worthy phrase. Scream it loud in a busy public place when you want everyone to hush the heck up so you can be heard!
Peep 1: blah, blah, blah
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!

*the room goes silent*

Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*
by eskimo kiss January 15, 2013
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The Last Unicorn

The woman lies on her back on the bed with her head hanging over the edge, performing felatio on her partner who is standing above her. At the moment of climax, he ejaculates into her hair, creating a silver mane and then places his still erect penis on her forehead. For added effect, Tom Cruise and Mia Sara cardboard cut-outs can be set up nearby. (a variation: instead of placing the erection on her forehead, slide slightly farther forward and fart in her mouth. This is called the pepe le pew)
"An orgasm this legendary deserved The Last Unicorn... he placed his throbbing penis proudly upon her noble forehead, capturing the mythic beauty reflected in her 'My Little Pony' posters."
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