knob knuckle

A knob knuckle is the term used for accidentally grabbing a testicle during the act of male masturbation, then yanking it swiftly up into the centre of an erect penis, giving a knee cap, or knuckle type appearance in the centre of the shaft.

- To knob knuckle someone is to cause them pain through some form of passive aggressive behaviour, often resulting in some subtle yet severe psychological trauma.

- To be a knob knuckle is to perform activities in a careless fashion, not paying full attention to the task in hand.
Aaargh, you've given me a knob knuckle you clumsy...
Get on with it, you great knob knuckle.
by P0rn P!g September 19, 2019
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An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16
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Knob chopper

Someone who bites off a mans penis
Holy shit Sarah is a knob chopper, she bit David’s dick off
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Massive Knob

1. Could refer to me
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.
1. I identify as a massive knob

2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.
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door knob twist

When a man with a chode chodebecomes erect erect and someone else clutches the bulge bulge through the pants and twists it like a door knob.
Example:
Girl: Omg! Your dick dick looks like a door knob through your pants

Boy: Do you want to try and door knob twist it?
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Knobbed

The act of putting your penis into a females mouth, vagina or anus.
After a couple round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciously knobbed the homecoming queen.
by Felini Digital January 30, 2021
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dirty knob

Any male who frequents a glory hole whilst infected with gohnorrhea
We were all having a good time at the Bent Spoon last night until the dirty knob showed up and got us all sick
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