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oh my knob

Oh my Knob is a phrase taken from timed where the school would not let you curse openly. The prase its self is a classin word play of "oh my god" but 'God' is replaced with Life 'Knob' to not break that sacred 3rd amendment. 'Knob' is a slag word for dick which id a word that would not be allowed on school grounds except for lil richard. So what your really saying is "OH MY DICK" but with a clean word for dick.
"Hey billy do your math homework?"

"Oh my knob i forgot!"
by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018
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hobbit knob

An overly hairy dick, extending all the way to the knob.
Did you see that guy?? Full Hobbit Knob.
by CamGuy41 January 1, 2017
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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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Door knob

Someone who is always having sex and everyone has a turn
Man I had sex with a proper door knob last night!
by Urbanrebel3001 February 6, 2017
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Knob jockey

A man who hypothetically rides the cock of others so much it's like his job similar to how a jockey rides a horse
Holy shit Ben is such a knob jockey,look he gave Steven and Paul a pack of sweets again today
by Nigward 2 November 30, 2019
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Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.
That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!
by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020
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