Not going to slob his knob.

Not going to entertain or pay too much attention to a man.

I know he is the prom king but that doesn’t impress me in any way, I’m not going to slob his knob.

by Harlem East June 6, 2019

twisting my knob

something you say when people keep bugging you

“why you keep twisting my knob?”

by sksksksksdank January 16, 2019

Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.

That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!

by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020

Arse knob

Chocolate covered dick

Your a arse knob of if your door knob is covered in shit

by anonymous November 17, 2021

Knob

noun. Somebody too stupid to be an entire tool of the Military-Industrial complex bipartisan shit show in the junk heap on the Potomac called the ship of state; just a hive-minded true believer in red, white or blue on a black background with a purple frame, hearting the bullshit of their chosen color and getting angry at the other color. Mass Pavlovian conditioning to cheer on a clown car demolition derby on a figure 8 track cheering and jeering at the baboons in congress on Capitol Hill.

Are you serious, you knob? Trust Elon to get us to Mars when his second stages rain debris all over the bahamas and boca chica, calling the launches a success because they caught the boosters with giant chopsticks?

by Whistle Blower0013 April 1, 2025

j knob

dick the shape of a banana

Guy: I have a j knob

by ok doky September 17, 2015

Knob snatching

"Knob snatching is a old art, once used to pleasure eachother, one another's partners would pull eachothers dicks, preferably the tip and this has to be a gay couple, in return, they pull until one gives up, although some may not accept this defeat, resulting in there dick being pulled off"

“They were Knob Snatching so hard they’re dicks fell off” said the professor teaching the lecture

by Autisticgorilla420 February 5, 2024