Faff King

To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"

PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING

WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY

by urbankat11 February 1, 2018

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soft king

When a soft boy becomes something.

Look Axel is on that small hill, he's a soft king.

by Emereldmaster333 June 8, 2018

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stink king

The person who can light up an entire room with one exhilaration of gas

yo i heard kevin hart was the stink king he farted and made the entire cast evacuate

by stink king December 12, 2018

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Doot king

The doot king is the king of doots (aka doot) The doot king controls all doots and even is a doot him self.

“I am the one and only doot king”
“No one can stop the doot king”
“Your such a doot king”

by Doot king January 18, 2019

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Left King-Nut

The left nut(OF A KING ONLY!!!!). Dangles from the pubis as an essential part of the genitalia. Typically larger and hanging lower than the right nut. The dominant testicle.

Billy: Those niggers can suck on my left King-nut, they can't fuck with me.

Allen: Your majesty.. I-....

by Gag on my poop nut October 17, 2019

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