Keep it Real

contrary of the other definition just be yourself; this one means when your high as hell with your buddy/ies and their trippin you out talking stupid trippy and you want them to act normal

Puffer: maaaaaaan im high
Passer: wonder if god exsists
Puffer: fuck god, keep it real, im high as shit

by Maverick Aegis November 29, 2010

Keep Fishing

Quite possibly one of Weezer's best songs, featuring a music video with the Muppets.

Or/Also

A fishing metaphor for someone to keep trying at a difficult task, or to simply keep fishing.

Hey, i was up at 2 in the morning listening to Keep Fishing by Weezer!

by Lee Bird July 26, 2009

Keep Church and State Separate

Not telling your wife/girlfriend about your drug habbit

Keeping your ideals of smoking weed (church) from those who want to tell you what to do (state)

Friend: Why are you using clear-eyes?

Stoner: I try to keep church and state separate

by MrSunTan99 April 20, 2010

Keep the change

When you impregnate a girl, do not stay around to be a father figure and do not pay for child support.

Dude, I think my condom broke when I was having sex with Molly Last night.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.

by dunlopallstar June 4, 2011

keeyai

ninja noise

keeyai!

by Super Maida July 27, 2003

Keep In Txt

A way of saying goodbye to someone on either a computer or cell phone telling them to "keep in txt" which is similar to keep in touch. It tells them that if they need to reach you, they should text you.

yo graham, im gonna go though, have a good one. Keep in Txt

by Brendan McLarty June 10, 2008

I Keeps!

Definition
I Keeps -- short for I keep it real

Backround/History

Ever since that fateful Dave Chappelle Episode this word has highly overused by white people everywhere

Guy1: Get outta my grill man! This ain't no barbecue! You ain't no Hamburger!

Guy2: What?!?!? Boy I KEEPS! (punches Guy1)

by obi April 26, 2005