michael jordan

An ass-kicking, free-point making, three-point shooting, son of a gun basketball player. That does not collect his SUB CLUB stamps.

Subway Employee: Sir, do you collect your stamps?

Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday.

Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.

by Jagu Doha April 18, 2004

air jordan

A type of gaseous release, sometimes known as a fart, whick makes no noise as it escapes the confines of the colon, which occurs when the butt cheeks are spread apart, providing no "clapping" surface in which the gaseous release can exert its force on.

WE wer at the movie thatre, and i let out an Air Jordan so nobody would know who laid it.

by Soufpaw May 5, 2003

Jordan (girl)

Pretty nice most of the time. Does stuff to get attention. Is kind of a cry baby.

Jordan is such a cry baby

Jordan (girl)

by Suck my dick you bitch February 15, 2019

Dirty jordan

the act of a boy(friend)puttin his girlfriends hands in his pants, and the father of the boy is entering the room, and in an act of desperation, the girl pulls her hand(s) out quickly and with force, but getting caught on the pants on her way out and in doing so, ripping out pubes.

"at jordans house, eli and p cubed had a dirty jordan..and i was in the room (ew!)"

by hannahkvfgbh April 26, 2007

Michael Jordan

also known as Black Jesus

The only difference between Jesus and Michael Jordan is Mike's 6 rings

by PairofPants January 16, 2011

jack and jordan

Two people who want to fuck each other but won't admit it

Jack and Jordan so want each other.

by jaminnarry June 26, 2014

White Jordans

White Jordans

The shoes black people wear in a white person's house that doesn't want the blackness of their feet on their carpet or wood floors.

Note:Please do not get offended by the definition. I am part white and black.

John:Hey, Darrel, you better have your White Jordans on in my house!
Darrel:Whutch you say, nigga?!
John:You better have your White Jordans on in my house!
Darrel:*Smacks the white off of him*

by M@t and Mia November 2, 2009