Faught Joke

A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.

(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat

#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....

by Ryan December 27, 2003

Racist Jokes

Something white people make when they get into groups

Every time white people get together, they always make racist jokes.

by SiL3Nt J September 14, 2023

joke jump

When you are about to tell a joke to an audience & someone pre-empts all or part of the joke & takes the credit for the laughter after the punch line

Mick: Did you hear the one about the incy wincy piano...
Andy: & the 12 inch pianist!
Crowd: hahahahahah
Andy: Thanks, funy joke hey!
Mick: Andy, your a joke jumper

by Down Town Steve Brown June 21, 2006

Circle Joke

When you laugh at your friend's jokes while they laugh at yours.

"Bring beers, weed and humor. We're gonna have a sick circle joke at the cabin this weekend"

by mambo-p May 21, 2015

Stacy jokes

A Stacy joke is a Non-funny joke that makes no one laugh but her 😳.

‘‘You stay with them Stacy jokes 🙄’’

by Non-funny people December 25, 2021

Rhetorical Joke

An excuse when someone says "That wasn't funny"

Person 1: You're stupid

Person 2: That wasn't funny

Person 1: It was a rhetorical joke.

by chortles? June 7, 2018

Mom Jokes

Dad jokes that try to teach you a lesson.

"That's not a bold idea, that's a bad idea!" said Senator Amy Klohbuchar while updating her special skills to include mom jokes.

by DodiePardalas September 14, 2019