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Joe Bloggs

Joe Bloggs was the name of a clothing brand which became popular during the Madchester baggy era of the late 1980's.

Even though no-one has actually worn Joe Bloggs clothes since about 1993, teachers in Britain (due to a lack of imagination) continually refer to this as an example name.
Teacher: "If I have nine apples and Joe Bloggs takes away three apples, how many do I have left?"
Pupil: "Who the fuck is this Joe Bloggs? Sounds like a pikey bastard if he has to steal apples."
by Groucho Marxist September 7, 2006
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Slappy Joe

The proprietor of All Time Low's favorite restaurant. Slappy Joe's serves burgers and fries providing you with the energy you need to survive the zombie apocalypse.
Hey, Alex! You wanna go get a burger at Slappy Joe's?
Sure thing Jack, I would love to!
by Doug Mertons January 2, 2015
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Trader Joe's

One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.
by Brian X July 9, 2003
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Joe cool

Any Guy that can stay clam under extreme pressure.
Snoopy: The original Joe Cool

That Man just got out out of a bank robbery and is still so calm what a Joe Cool!
by Thesolesurvivor September 26, 2006
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Sticky Joe

to ejaculate upon ones own hand, and then proceed to open palm slap it into the face of another.
Ron, what the fuck was that you just slapped into my face? That was a sticky joe Nathan.

Clinton gave Monica a sticky joe in the oval office
by Garland Greene October 10, 2006
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joe michael

a crazy and funny and very hot guy
Joe Michael is a very handsome and funny man but can be crazy.
by daddy2017 November 13, 2017
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Joe Markey

A specimen who feeds on mostly crickets, assorted leaves and plant matter. This specific specimen is known for sexual cannibalism. He also plays a mean fiddle.
"Chill out bro", said Joe Markey
by Ctrl-Alt-Delete1423 November 27, 2011
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