The opposite of swallowage, the act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a 'B.J.'. Synonymous with spattage.

Guy: 'Hey, chica, you don't swallow??? WTF?'
Chick: 'Gross, I would never!'
Guy: 'Well, then you better clean up that 'jizz-spat' off of my expensive comforter, slag-face.'

jizz-spat by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

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Jizz block

After you have jacked off you go to take a piss and you cannot or it is hard to push it out because the excess semen has caused a blocking in your penis.

Broman 1: Bro i have to take a pizz bro!

Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?

Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro

Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude

Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?

Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..

Jizz block by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011

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Jizz bomb

When a boy puts a weeks worth of cum in a condom, then sprays all over his naked girlfriend as she shouts "CUMHOUSE"

Boy: "Let me do my jizz bomb on you."
Girl: "Fack off."

Jizz bomb by dizzy mack April 6, 2014

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Jizz Jumper

One who jumps at the thought of catching jizz. Usually you would call a girl this if she's a WELL known smut around your school/neighborhood.

1.Yo did you see that jizz jumper look over when you said dick? That trick needs to simmer down thats my nickname.
2.Dat bitch needs to give me my money, out there trickin' on the corner all day and cant pay a pimp, dirty ass jizz jumper.

Jizz Jumper by Rob Nigga December 23, 2008

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