When a woman sucks ur slender chode, then u proceed to cum on her cheeks and then shoot ur load all up in her grill while cooking dinner at the same time.
by Sick Matt December 6, 2009
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Women should stay FAR away from any crowded place, because it's more that probable that she'll get groped at least six times before she gets back to her hotel room. If she's lucky.
Women should stay FAR away from any crowded place, because it's more that probable that she'll get groped at least six times before she gets back to her hotel room. If she's lucky.
Dude, I just got back from Japan. I'm fucking broke, but I got these DVD's where cartoon 12-year-olds get reamed by giant tentacle monsters. I feel dirty inside.
by Mikal K April 3, 2005
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An Asian woman's vagina. Not specific to only Japanese women (only because most people can't tell the difference). This term was started by me and is used in a close circle of Milwaukee friends. Surely someday it will be more widespread. Moreover, the reason for this slang is that usually Asian-American women, especially Asian born women are very sexually uptight (but not pertaining to being a virgin) and never let men get any of that tight poontang. If you think about it, most Japanese Puzzle Boxes usually take at least 10 steps to open it. Some puzzle boxes take up to 72 steps just to get it open and you need instructions. Hence, it is very difficult.
Man this sucks, I have been out on 54 dates with my girlfriend and she still won't let me get in that Japanese Puzzle Box.
by DANIEL DRAWS March 20, 2006
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Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!
by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009
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by FeuJaune January 3, 2011
Get the Japanitis mug.This is a common word among Marines and Sailors who frequent the bars and clubs ALL OVER JAPAN. A Japahoe is not only "Around American military bases" but can come from any part of Japan. More commonly, Japahoes are found in Hiphop and Rap clubs looking for Black American military guys. These American men are taking advantage of these women who do not understand American Culture of hit it and quit it.
Its not called "Buy-me-drink-me" its called "Buy-me-Drinkie" and you will NOT find a Japahoe here. These are snack bars where Japanese men come to have a female drinking companion. If you think you will get ass at a place like this you are SADLY mistaken, and you will probobly loose your genitalia to the local Yakuza for trying to tap that.
The women at "Snack" bars are very good at getting men to spend money, so any time you hear of an American guy hooking up with a Buy-me-drinkie girl, its a flat out lie.
Its not called "Buy-me-drink-me" its called "Buy-me-Drinkie" and you will NOT find a Japahoe here. These are snack bars where Japanese men come to have a female drinking companion. If you think you will get ass at a place like this you are SADLY mistaken, and you will probobly loose your genitalia to the local Yakuza for trying to tap that.
The women at "Snack" bars are very good at getting men to spend money, so any time you hear of an American guy hooking up with a Buy-me-drinkie girl, its a flat out lie.
by xxzjxx October 23, 2006
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