Italian coffee maker

An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix

Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.

by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021

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Italian noodle soup

When you fuck someone in the ass and spunk on their back and splash your cock in the puddle. Only works on italians.

"italian noodle souping" is fun.

by FatassCurls July 29, 2019

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Italian hot tub

When a male ejaculates into someone else’s belly button and leaves it to marinate.

Yo, I just tried the Italian hot tub with my girl the other night. She dumped me dude.

by Yugyps July 7, 2021

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Italian paint job

When one is walking with microwaved pasta, trips and throws pasta all over ones wall

Stephen fell down the stairs with leftovers, leaving an Italian paint job for his mom to clean up

by Dilfdaddychewski January 19, 2023

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Italian christmas donkey

Unwanted butt play from an Italian on christmas

Lastnnight doninic gave me an italian christmas donkey

by Bitch 599 April 22, 2018

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low key italian

A guy from Italian decent, has the food, family values, the good hair, good looks, and the romance. A low key Italian is the perfect guy because they don't have the many girlfriends, they want a relationship, and he knows how to treat a woman.

You should definitely go out with him! He's a low key Italian!

by Heyitskk August 13, 2017

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