Imaculeption

An accumulation of immaculate deceptions

Person: "Damn, I really need a bunch of perfect, un-traceable excuses to get out of this one..."

Stoner: "Dude, do you mean an Imaculeption??"

by IcculusTheProphet June 9, 2010

IMable

A question you ask a friend on Facebook if they're able to chat through the instant message system.

Hey, are you IMable or are you at work?

by sdotface June 18, 2010

Imaginaraly

Only a word in your imagination, or when your drunk, or high, or dreaming. or daydreaming. You know what, its not a word, except when your imagining things, or if your drunk, or high, or dreaming. or daydreaming.

First guy: Man this is so imaginaraly.
Second guy: .....thought bubble....(douche)

by Mahnkubob October 26, 2010

Imagenarration

(i mag in air ation)
V. Matter-of-factly telling a story as if it really happened.
N. A narration of the imagination as if it was a true, past event.

Dude, when I was stoned last week, I created an awesome imagenarration. I told the people I was with that I was in a Walmart South Africa once and there was a stampede of elephants, in the store. They actually Believed me!

by DJ_Benito December 15, 2010

imaballs

the art of ima taking balls deep in the ass

imaballs is gettin balls deep

by flippinuoff August 6, 2011

imagenda

"image + agenda" -- a hell-bent obsession with the idea that something should be a certain way to such an extent that it becomes an all-consuming agenda that blots out any and all perception of reality that contradicts it.

Can you believe the mothers on that show "Toddlers With Tiaras"? They are totally consumed by their imagendas.

by Incarnivore February 7, 2012

iMasking

Taking a picture of yourself on an iPad in a store, then making your picture the wallpaper and lock screen background of aforementioned iPad, then leaving store with smile on your face.

Just been iMasking Sainsbury's in Truro. Feeling good.

by greenrenegade February 18, 2013