Horny Swipe

A female who is not really attractive (5 or below on the scale) who you swiped right on on Tinder, because you were really horny and you lowered you standards because you just wanted someone to put your penis in their mouth. Usually you match with her some hours later when you're no longer horny and proceed to un-match with her before any of your buds can give you shit.

"Hey look, I got a match on Tinder *proceeds to check match's profile* Damn she's ugly, must've been a Horny Swipe"

Jake: *Notices Kyle looking at Tinder* Whoa there Kyle, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser

Kyle: Nah man, she was a Horny Swipe. Let me delete her real quick

by barge_lalls69 September 14, 2021

Horny ostrich

An individual with an obscenely long neck who deludedly thinks he can pick up girls with little to no success

Hey did u just see that horny ostrich?

by SAVAGE_STUDENT November 5, 2016

Horny Croy

Horny Croy is the slang term for the horny personality of someone with Multiple Personality Disorder.

Timmy: "Hey bill how you doin-screw me in the ass now"
Bill(Sarcastic): "Oh hey Horny Croy glad to see that youve taken control now"

by GeraldHimself March 1, 2021

Horny caterpillar

A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs

Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?
Person 2: Oh God yes!

by anonymous October 22, 2023

Horny for food

Like being food horny, but a more extreme desire to eat anything that tastes good.

guy 1: bro im horny for food, i'll literally eat anything

guy 2: wanna go get some take away?

by Mister-O-Podian December 2, 2020

horny hypnosis

Horny hypnosis is when you literally jerk off to anything and everything while horny. Like, literally anything. Anything from My Little Pony sex all the way to some dark web bondage nugget porn

Dave: Dude, last night I rubbed one out to some really weird shit.. I don't know what got over me...

Paul: Bro, what you had was a bad case of horny hypnosis

by Purplebedsheets June 17, 2019

horny for alcohol

when you really want sex but sex is alcohol

Oh man! I'm just so horny for alcohol right now! -James Brown

by Kel10 April 2, 2021