Some people think of a hawk as a free spirited bird, when really a hawk is far more cautious than a human when you notice the little things about it. A hawk doesn't have money to buy groceries, or to buy guns, bow's and arrows, and gas to go hunting. A hawk has to depend on itself to survive. A human wouldn't last long trying to live like a hawk, a wolf, or a shark, which is why humans are nothing like these animals, they have nothing in common with them despite the repeated attempts of some to compare themselves to these animals (which is a lot like narcissism, if not plain narcissism).
by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020

Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 8, 2024

by LeftAlliance February 19, 2018

"When I'm lathering myself in the shower, I make sure to take the hood off the hawk—it's the final touch for a job well done!"
by Dnalor75 August 10, 2024

A beautiful little casino town with not so friendly casino workers that can't smile and live by the motto "let's make it as gard as we can for the guests" If you need directions, a wheel chair, late check out, extra pillow, or anything these folks will have to think about you are better off checking online or calling so yo don't have to deal with the customer service reps in person. The Saaquatch and The Wild Card(smoking casino) are cool little casinos that have good affordable food and a pretty nice staff; just don't run out of money or let your dog bark and you will be fine. The Monarch is as close to Vegas as it gets. This is a great spot for a formal night or a place to find drunk hippies at 3am. The greatest thing about Black Hawk is the shuttle that takes you to every casino. The shuttle is always full of life and great conversations.
by Macmosa23 December 10, 2023

"Hawk-Tuah" (HÁH-K TOO-ÁH)
Also referred to as "Slippery Banana".
Saliva applied to the ol' tube steaks at high velocity.
Also referred to as "Slippery Banana".
Saliva applied to the ol' tube steaks at high velocity.
She was polishing the ol' mushroom head, and decided she wanted to show me that I'm the one, and that she loves me, so she musters up a nice loogy, and Hawk-Tuah, spits on that thang.
by Eraudog June 20, 2024

When performing fellatio, aka giving head, sucking dick, giving a blowjob, sometimes the performer needs to spit on it to give proper lubrication to bring the recipient to climax.
Made famous in 2024 by a viral video, it is taking the meme world by storm.
Made famous in 2024 by a viral video, it is taking the meme world by storm.
“I was giving my boyfriend head last night, and I had to give it a big ‘ol’ Hawk Thua, to lube it up good. It was sexy as fuck and he came so quick!”
by He’s Not Right June 20, 2024
