When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
Get the Brandon Handshakemug. The common greeting by two human males who identify as being born between May 21 & June 21 where the two greet by the tips of their dicks touching.
Similar to docking, this is open to both circumcised and uncircumcised participants.
Approx 82% of Gemini Males will confess to having participated in the Gemini Handshake at least once in their lifetime!
Similar to docking, this is open to both circumcised and uncircumcised participants.
Approx 82% of Gemini Males will confess to having participated in the Gemini Handshake at least once in their lifetime!
I saw Lucky the other day, gave him the good old Gemini Handshake!
Hey Mitch! *dicks touch* Good to see you man!
Hey Mitch! *dicks touch* Good to see you man!
by Gemini Drummer August 24, 2025
Get the Gemini Handshakemug. by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
Get the Cheshire handshakemug. Hey little Johnny thanks for coming to the rally today, Uncle Joe would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreciation
by Schwanz Master March 2, 2024
Get the Democratic Handshakemug. "I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"
by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020
Get the Spastic's Handshakemug. When someone shits on their hand then shakes the second partys hand with out said person knowing in an act of a agreement and promise.
similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise
similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise
I made a promise with Dave not to talk about the fact I cheated on my wife and after I shook his hand I found his shit on my hand.
The dude did a peasant handshake.
The dude did a peasant handshake.
by billy mc 1969 August 7, 2019
Get the peasant handshakemug. The action of two men tying their penises together to seal a deal, or give a brotherly handshake with the snakes
"Yo, let's seal it with a Ben Frankshake"
"Get the boys together, been needing to give them A Ben Franklin Handshake"
"Get the boys together, been needing to give them A Ben Franklin Handshake"
by The Illusive Writer January 6, 2025
Get the Ben Franklin Handshakemug.