Sarsons her speedball

the action of spraying the rear of a bitches throat with sticky white love piss

" ere check her out, i could just sarsons her speedball"

by daft cunt June 20, 2003

pissed on her kids.

A glaring look.

All I did was ask if I could borrow her minge for a wank, and she looked at me like I'd just pissed on her kids.

by Wazza2404 September 16, 2008

Can't live with her, can't kill her

Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.

man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!

by smurf August 24, 2004

Mossio-muff-her

Based on "Monsieur Muffler" garage shops (which are the
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.

Honey your balls were full, when's the last time you went
to Mossio-muff-her ?

So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?

by Dan The Rod Leroux August 16, 2006

whats her face

The most unpopular member of wordTeen Girl Squad.

Whats her face you can go to the thrift store.

by meredith October 18, 2003

pee in her butt

The extent of relationship advice that most GameFAQs users can give

1: "I really need help. There's this girl I really like, but I can't get her to notice me. What do I do?"
2: "Pee in her butt!"

by Jeff September 18, 2004

honk her horn

When you drive the bus on a girl as you're having sex with her, you insert your thumb into her booty to illicit a yell, moan, shout, curse, etc. from her.

Dick was driving the bus on Jane when he decided to honk her horn. She yelled and moaned in approval!

by GI75 December 19, 2006