Greasember

A period of time considered socially unacceptable for an individual to refrain from bathing.

"When was the last time you washed your hair?"

"A couple days ago."

"What, are you celebrating greasember?

by Springuist December 19, 2009

greasel

n. grease + oil. a synonym for bribe. while the oil smoothens the work for which bribe is given, the grease dirties your hand on account of giving/ taking bribe.

A realtor is giving me $1000 discount on this land, but I have to shell out $600 greasel to sanction my house plan. Heck, it means I'm saving only $400.

by buzzer_71 February 25, 2010

Greasearch

The act of scouting out greasy girls in various social venues, most typically bars and nightclubs.

The greasearcher could be collecting data for himself or for his buddies to increase their chance of success when approaching the targeted girls.

Girl 1: "Uh oh... it's so obvious that that guy is doing greasearch"

Girl 2: "That's disgusting, I hope he gets caught by his girlfriend!"

by cant fool me March 21, 2010

Greasearcher

A title given to a man who is performing greasearch.

Usually a sneaky and manipulative guy that is good with the ladies, although he already has one - a girlfriend.

If you see a greasearcher in action at a bar, it would be in your best interest to stay far away...

"That guy is such a greasearcher, i bet he's like that every time he goes to the bar"

by cant fool me March 21, 2010

Greamuis

An Earthling. One who prefers to wear no shoes. They are usually lazy. Never on time. Greamuis' always whine. They dont care about their personal appearance. The Greamuis is very natual looking and chooses neutral tones over bright colors. Usually Out of it.

Golum from lord of the rings would be classified as a greamuis.

by BLF89 June 14, 2010

grealin

is something glance says when hes describing oxygen.

cant grealin wait

by JB-ED July 5, 2010

Grease Dry

when a woman lays out in the sun after being cum on and the cum acts like tanning oil, heating up and burning the skin. She then has minor burn lines(not tan lines) of the outline where she was came on.

My girlfriend was grease dried after we had sex yesterday morning.

I made her do a grease dry for me to suit my fetish.

fetishtanningoilcum

by Kniggit88 September 25, 2010