The Great Cans Of No Return

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.

The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015

The Great Conspiracial Revolution

An era of the modern 21st century's world of internet where conspiracy and science fought, where conspiracy becomes science. Peaking human IQ levels and descend back down.

The early 2020s exploded with information, greatly outbalancing truth. Sparking The Great Conspiracial Revolution

Tech giants are ground zero for conspiracial information, most of which are absolutely agaisnt science.

by 1m1m0 December 23, 2022

not-so-great beyond

An afterlife that is somewhat underwhelming.

Purgatory is an example of a not-so-great beyond.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

Aidan / The Great Culling!

Aidan, an ancient entity known to have descended from the heavens upon us. He is a creature of mass destruction, he is a vessel of hate, and an unstoppable force of chaos, he is known as manifest a puppy to lure his next victims close to devour their souls, ever since he strived for Damascus on Modern Warfare he has fallen out of favor of the gods, losing his position as the great culling, and being reduced to a beast thriving off the souls of the unfortunate individuals who happen upon his residency.

Thou has stumbled upon Aidan / The Great Culling! He is close to devouring my soul, I am writing this letter to my love as a goodbye I lo...

by The All-Father May 21, 2021

great-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sister.
2. The brother of one's grandparent-in-law.

My great-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

The Great Wall of Discord

When someone in the Discord server writes such a long message it can be compared to the Great Wall of China. You know its coming when Discord says "Anon is typing..." for about 15 minutes

"Yo Anon, chill! No need to Build The Great Wall of Discord!"

by Trashyplays76 August 27, 2022

Great Shades of Satan

Kind of like holy crap. It's used to show surprise.

Joel: Great shades of Satan, what was that?

by Raeeee444 April 12, 2013