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Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube for vaginal dryness
god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

Delilah said 'God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds'
by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025
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Grease

A person that nobody in the cool kids group likes, but still sticks to them just to get attention, clout , and all in all just to be one of them.
“ Man i cant handle these grease in my school, always sticking to my dick when im trying to make plans with my friends!”
by NarlyJordanian666 July 3, 2018
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Grease Beast

A slimy creature that will destroy anything in its path.

A Grease Beast will have a 3ft Penis as well
A Grease Beast attacked the farm last night.
by ChalkedPlay August 26, 2022
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Grease Horn

Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.
"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"
by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012
mugGet the Grease Hornmug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

alley grease

Alley Grease. Usually the bums & the derelicts that are behind buildings loitering in and around dumpsters… And are usually found in larger cities.
At the end of my work shift I went out to dump the garbage… And to my surprise, there was more alley grease than normal on this evening
by spukspuk February 17, 2022
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