goochenbaum

a loser that is obsessed with school and gooches; ajewish version of a gooch

stop studying for buff's quiz goochenbaum

by MK is gay June 10, 2010

goochy food

food that has been rubbed on ones gooch

Man: Yo bitch is this goochy food?
Woman:Shut up asshole

by derry lad January 2, 2011

Goochskin finder

one who searches peoples gooches for sexual pleasure.

Look at that guy hes such a goochskin finder.

by jurjdksjdklfjf November 18, 2010

gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack

dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister

by Pickles Pickles August 10, 2011

gooch wonder

often referred to as the "wonder gooch"

a move made while trying to gooch attack a friend where they are sitting down and you pick up their legs to make their gooch vulnerable and gooch them

I thought my gooch was safe cuz i was sitting on a chair but Andrew picked up my legs into the air and got me on the gooch wonder

by Pickles Pickles August 11, 2011

gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.

Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.

by RedAtomsk August 20, 2011

Goochitis

Noun - frequently used as a medical term to diagnose unknown diseases, conditions and/or symptoms that afflict young, crazy motherfuckers.

"Sheesh, Chris, what the hell is that weird rash on your leg."

"I'm not sure, Bob. Doctor's have no clue. They think it's Goochitis."

by Muffin35 July 21, 2012