Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.

Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me”

by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019

Gooched

When a principal at your school punishes you or someone else. This must be a principal or it is not the same thing.

The principal caught Billie smoking weed in the bathroom and gooched him. He was suspended for a week.

by TreNotCool March 22, 2019

Gooch Poof

When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch

Oh shit! Did you just gooch poof?!

by Reneerenee11 April 1, 2019

Goochie

Something cool, rad or awesome

Damn! That jacket looks goochie on you!

Neck gaiters aren’t that cool but that one looks gooch on you duder

by Goonie#1 April 5, 2019

goochie

good ass (baby-like)

“Hey whatchu get last night, coochie or goochie?”

by Cutebutgay April 14, 2019

Goochsickle

When you are having sex with a girl take your index finger, swipe it through your gooch and proceed to let the girl suck on that same finger

Bro i gave Stephanie a GOOCHSICKLE

by Mr Buri April 25, 2019

Goodhomie

When you a have a quaint conversation with a friend

-Hey, would you like some goodhomie?
-What's goodhomie?
-A quaint conversation with a friend!... 😐

by Quackronite July 22, 2019