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Skullfucked with a goat

Somewhat in relation to regular skullfucking, the popular pasttime of many men. This version involves picking up a rather large male goat and ramming it through your unfortunate friends eye socket. This may result in serious injury or death, but who the fuck cares...ITS SKULLFUCKING WITH A FUCKING GOAT!
Male 1: "Dude, did you hear about Tina?"

Male 2: "No man, what happenned?"

Male 1: "She died this weekend, man. It was pretty terrible. See, all her friends are over there crying for her."

Male 2:"Dude, how bad was it?"

Male 1: "She got skullfucked with a goat man! They are still pulling it out!"

Male 2: "What should we do about her friends?"

Male 1: "Well, theres a goat farm about 2 miles down the road..."
by Josiah Munger October 5, 2006
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goat

"hi im sexy, and i'm a human"-some chick
"na babe, im not that into you!"- smart dude
"OMG! why! u been cheatin on me?"- some chick
"Yes"- smart dude
"Wit who!?!?!"- some chick
"A goat"- smart dude
"dammit, ill never compete with a goat
by i actually lov dat chonny blok September 15, 2011
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Goat

Goat: A person place or thing that is extremely ugly and/or extremely stupid.

Being a Goat is never a good sign of your popularity while either at the work place, or in a school environment.

This term is to be used as a adjective to describe someone/something.
Yo kid, you are such a Goat! *BAaaaaaHHH!*
Kid: :( Awhh
by New trends 101 April 9, 2011
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The GOAT

A nicknamed used for American Hip Hop artist Kendrick Lamar. It means "Greatest Of All Time" and was bestowed on Kendrick following his 2017 release of DAMN.
When asked if Kendrick Lamar was good, God said "Kendrick? Oh, he's the GOAT nigga"
by YouThotYouWasCorrect April 15, 2017
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goat rodeo

An emergency situation that goes extremely bad.
Last night we had a real goat rodeo; it's the weekend payday syndrome.
by Duckbutt April 27, 2006
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goat heart

when a guy flashes, holding his nuts and concealing his member. Named for the appearance of the genetalia.
not usually used in sentences,more of a phenomenon.
by thedudeman May 26, 2004
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goat neck

a tall skinny kid with poor cordination and usually runs track.

greg braidy.
god taylor, jimmy, steve fournier, and chirs pool are all such goatnecks
by big tim August 24, 2004
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