German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 28, 2011

german strawberry

When you mix a German snpier and a strawberry shortcake. You do doggy style. Spit on her back Pull it out punch her in the nose and cum in her eye and face and

mix

Joe: I gave that bitch a German strawberry last night
Jimmy: damn how is she?
Joe: her left eye is blind and got a bloody nose

by Jeremy lin December 23, 2013

German Chainsaw

The act of using anal beads on a woman during intercourse; just as the woman is about to cum, pull the beads from her anal cavity with the same force as trying to start a lawn mower.

The sound of her screaming will resemble the sound of a screaming chainsaw starting at full throttle.

So last night, I gave Susan the German Chainsaw. Needless to say, it was a shitty experience.

by DirtyJDub June 25, 2018

German Fury

1.A term used in World War I, the interwar era and World War II, to describe German fighting or the populous.
2.An attack in Overwatch used by the character Reinhardt
3.The process of fucking or getting fucked by a German.

My boyfriend Franz gave me his German Fury.

by Roxy Rudy February 4, 2019

Gerald

Gentlemanly, Handsome, well dressed, etc.

“You look like a Gerald.”
“Ooo... Gerrraaalllddd...”

by Jers Guru June 17, 2019

Germania

A latin name for Germany.
Also the nickname of someone on windows93.net
Made by German Empire

The roman roads named Germania are for the Germans in that reigon.

by German Empire March 18, 2021

Germanic

Relating to the culture, ethnicity, and language of the Germanic peoples among history including but not limited to Nordics (Danes, Faroese, Icelanders, Norwegians, and Swedes), Germans (and their regional variants), Dutch,

English, Goths, Cimbri, Teutons and some Ashkenazi Jews, Derived from the region east of the Rhine and north of the Danube (modern day Germany, Netherlands, and Poland) during Roman times known as "Germania" by the Romans, most notably Julius Caesar and Tacitus.

Germanic history and culture has helped shape Europe

by Beelz3bub June 29, 2021