considerable-future-bf zone

When a girl friendzones you, but still considers you as a possibility for her boyfriend in the future.

Hey! That girl friendzoned me!
I think you're fine, you're in the considerable-future-bf zone. Give it some time and you'll see.

by UrbamDicDic May 18, 2014

Ex Future Bae

Someone who you may have been on the path of becoming bae, but for some reason didn't make it.

I miss how ex future bae used to do that thing with her tongue in bed. Too bad she started talking about marriage.

by Samurai Kitten May 27, 2016

nuckin futts

the pg version of fuckin nutts, appropriate for all ages to use to describe other nouns and events.

Tommy is nuckin futts, hes about to punch joe.

by Jordan I. Coates August 27, 2016

Broke Futurist

A person who hustles daily on their craft, sacrificing common "luxuries" (Starbucks, eating out, new cars, clothes, etc) in order to manifest the life they've always dreamed.

Any one whose mastered the art of "delayed gratification", whether 3 years old or 93, is a broke futurist.

A person who has a lot of cryptocurrency but not a lot of fiat (usd) = Broke Futurist

"I'm tired of Tron never coming out with us, why does he work so much?"

"because Tron has some big fucking dreams and isn't satisfied with just getting... he's a broke futurist."

by Jack Brite June 11, 2018

Nucking futs

When you tryin to pull out but she puts it back in anyways

Dang Isabella your logic is nucking futs

by 3van Harvey March 11, 2019

The Future

People in 1999 thought it would be flying Cars and Hoverboards.
2020 People fighting over toilet paper.

The Future :You Fucking Hoarder! hand me some of that toilet paper!

by BootyMuncher: my Booty June 9, 2020

si futz

Pig pussy in pa dutch

I would like to order some si futz and turnips

by Scuba Steve 1986 January 12, 2021