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fairly close friends

When a girl doesn't want to be with you, but wants you to continue prioritizing her because let's be honest, you're the pussy who cares more about her, and she likes knowing she matters to someone, and will use that to come around you when no one is around for her. You know almost everything about her and you're always there for her, while she knows nothing of you and john snow. This woman is a smart,heartless, blue eyed creature that knows not to call you bestfriend because she doesn't want you to invest this much dedication into another girl cause she wont be special anymore and will self pity that she doesnt matter anyways. Plus, lets be honest she doesnt want to give you all that fucking time either. She doesn't care to know you because you do all the caring in loving her.
"I consider us fairly close friends."
by Fairly close friends July 28, 2016
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friends academy

a small sample of the world that it gives u a false sense of unlovingnesss
by anonoymous April 19, 2005
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my friends

the beginning of every sentence John Mccain makes
My friends, I'm an old fart and can't run a country for shit. And if I could, I'd die in my first year in office.
by Doug Gorilla February 21, 2008
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Happy Tree Friends

happy tree friends is funny and violent but still brings happiness
lumpy is a dumbass on the cartoon happy tree friends
by Keegan sucks February 14, 2017
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good friends

fuck buddies; most commonly used by guys who break up with their girlfriends but still want sex from them
"I hope we can still be good friends," Chris said to Ashley after they had broken up. In reality, he wanted her to expect some booty calls.
by Saucie216 July 6, 2004
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Wend Friends

Imaginary friends that you have in teenage through adult years that don't exist at all. You tell all your real friends about how cool and weird they are, and all these made up stories about them. People actually begin to believe you, because you always remember your "wend friends" and lie so convincingly. You soon to believe their real. Wend friends are usually different in some way (looks like a kingdom hearts character, is japanese, from northern europe, has mad scientist parents, or has an x in their name)
When you want to get rid of a wend friend, you say they commited suicide (say it to your entire school) or that they moved to a foreign country.

"Wend friends" sound like very interesting people to meet. So you ask for phone numbers, email addresses or pictures, but the owner of the "wend friends" says "They don't like their picture taken", "They don't have an email" or "They can't pay their bills so the phone lines down."

Usually, "wend friends" have odd names. Usually an anagram, or a nickname. Like "Flowerboy" or anagram plus an x. Jacob becomes Bocajx. Seth becomes Texsh. Bob becomes obbx. And so on and so forth. They never have last names or first names. Just nicknames, don't forget the X.
Wendy: "I had the most awesome weekend with my friends! Axel is so awesome! And so is Dylan! I love them all, they're so cool!"
Emma Lee: "Yeah....um....cool...."
Leah: "Axel?"
Wendy: "Yeah, he's just like Axel off of Kingdom Hearts. He looks just like him and everything. It's so strange!"
Wendy leaves to go to fourth hour.
Leah: Emma Lee and Hanna, I think she's got some Wend friends.
Hanna: Definitely, she's got some serious wend friends."
by Leahlicious May 16, 2010
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minge fringe friends.

Those stupid slutty little 15 year old girls who think they are oh so different because they are a tom boy but yet still wear slutty clothes and more make up than a cheap whore. They typically announce that they need a poo, thinkin its cute.. it's not. Often being so passionate about something that they cant spell it or worse still can't even refer to it properly.

E.G. i want to be a tattooist, i want lots of percings.

Usually sporting a huge, dried up minge fringe, head bands around their forehead, way too much jewelry and concealer on their lips.

Typically posing with an invisible pout, peace sign and one hand scrunching up their mistreated hair.

Will usually believe they are more mature than most because they have had sex so much.
OMG, i can't believe her and her minge fringe friends.. who DO they think they are.
by 65redsw August 12, 2009
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