straight as hell

1) Cool; Sweet. Etc.

2) Straight sexual orientation.

1: Yo, I smoked mad bud last night.

2: That's straight as hell.

3: You seen my new watch? That shit is straight as hell.

4: Dude, I heard you were a queer.

5: Hell-to-the-fuck-no! I'm straight as hell.

by AC September 28, 2006

pun hell

Where you get sent when you make a very bad pun. The pun could be "bad" because its just so good and causes laughter, or its "bad" because its just so lame. The worse the pun, the lower the level.

It is contested whether Pun Hell has 7 or 9 levels.

You would get sent to pun hell for making the following puns:

"The colt couldn't speak because he was a little hoarse."

Holding an ice cube up to your necklace and saying "the ice around my neck.."

Making a joke about DoughBoy increasing his "dotage."
(extra points if you get that one)

by Tedi September 22, 2005

hell mary

A situation in which you've done everything up to and including praying to god and everything is still going to shit (or begins getting worse).

Friend 1: How you doing?
Friend 2: Ugh. Total Hell Mary, dude. I got a new job, told her I was willing to do couples therapy, everything. She still left me.
Friend 1: Damn, dude...wanna go drinking?
Friend 2: Fuck yeah.

by Kittykittyderi December 27, 2016

Hell line

(n.) The remainder of dust or filth left over after attempting to sweep everything into a dustpan.

"I can't seem to sweep up the hell line!"

by Plat October 10, 2005

hell-jagged

to consume large quantity's of booze. Get hammered out ones mind.... Have a blood alcohol content greater than the legal limit... Black out while drinking... Complete loss of function with a large blood alcohol content

woke up next to something this mornin, must have gotten hell-jagged last night.

by shack slut December 16, 2010

Sandwich Hell

To give someone a peanut butter sandwich, with nothing to drink afterwards.

I just had a sandwich hell, I need to go get some more groceries.

by Sief October 23, 2007

Hell-ay

Slang for the city in California, "LA" (Los Angeles). Used by people who can't stand the city, which is mostly populated by sick and twisted, narcissistic entertainment industry folks. Google "Blind Item" and you'll learn all you need to know about the land most sane people compare with "Sodom & Gommorah".

I'm going back to (insert any other city in the US). I've had enough of Hell-ay.

Does every chick in Hell-ay have a boob job?

by madisonsquare_NY June 22, 2010