flex couple

A couple whose gender roles are unfettered by tradition, societal judgment, or physiology.

An individual in a flex couple is a "flexeur."

by lengler December 17, 2013

filet-tio

Steak and a Blow Job

I have the best wife/girlfriend. I got home from work and was greeted with a medium-rare steak and some head.Now that's what I call some great Filet-tio!

by Tbone 5000 July 10, 2014

flex-texting

Lying or "enhancing" aspects of you life to impress opposite sex

This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc

by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015

flexasexual

a type of asexual that doesn't have a gender preference for relationships.

Is Carson bi or gay? No, he's actually flexasexual.

by BruhWhatIsGoingOn November 2, 2015

Filerpenderp

A word used to describe a moment where your mind goes blank. phil-erp-an-derp

"Hey dude I just told this dude, uh, oh damn I am having a filerpenderp

by RandomJabba April 6, 2016

flex purchase

To show off your wealth by buying something incredibly stupid, to buy something for its glamour rather than its practicality, flexity over quality

Luke: Hey man, that's a nice jacket, was that a flex purchase?
Liam: Yeah, this poor dude was standing next to me.

by ahsibfilm May 1, 2016

Flex rex

When a guy flexes his dick to make it bigger.

yo did you hear about Dave pulling a flex Rex

by Camoflame88 May 27, 2016