falcon PUNCH

The best drink, ever. Dump out half a two liter of Mountain Dew, add a packet of fruit punch flavored gatorade powder, top the bottle off with vodka.

Four words: Mother. Fuckin. Falcon. Punch.

falcon PUNCH gets you laid every. time.

Every party I go to I will get PAWNCHED from this day forth.

by lolashleysays October 21, 2010

Falcon Punch

The act of fisting a woman via punching your hand into her vagina. This is better achieved by adding the words, "Falcon Punch!" whilst performing the act. There is also the much more painful, deadly, and downright disgusting Falcon Kick.

John: Man last night I was with this girl and I couldn't get her to feel anything because she was soo loose.
Jim: Ahh man you should've falcon punched that bitch!

Bill: Last night I falcon punched this chic so bad, it was crazyy!
Jeb: Dude... Did she have to go to the ER? That's fuckin' weird.

by Big Ben Franklin December 6, 2011

The Falcon

A man who has "The Falcon" hair cut. He enjoys giving his hair a quick blow job with the hair dryer. He enjoys english and long walks on the beach. He runs from apes. Nicknames include TD, AC, DF.

Look at The Falcon. He is a true AC

by AC February 1, 2005

openminded-fanboy

An openminded-fanboy (or Open Minded Fanboy) AKA OMFB is a person who has an open mind without bias AND who promotes the fact that they have an open mind.

Johnny says "You always promote Macs but now you're promoting Windows"

Gerry replies "I'm an open minded person"

Chris butts in and says "Gerry is an openminded-fanboy"

by ChrisTheFeral May 18, 2009

Millennial falcon

A falcon born between the early 80’s-early 2000’s. There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years

A millennial falcon’s great expectations stem from feelings of superiority.

by Bad_chad May 29, 2018

fancharacter

A character based on some book that some fat retard made up based on a certain series, usually bassed on books, television, or movies. A fancharacter is usually a recolored version of some retarded furry many instances some really good artist will waste his/her talent or time on some crappy character usually with a date with one of the origional characters. This creates comeplete what the fuck ness all over the internet rather than creating something that would make them serious money. The eye-catching art they do is usually found on furaffinity in forms off yiffy porn and other things that the retard submits because deviantart doesn't allow them to be a fanboy/fangirl also, the artist who posts such disgusting shit is usually referred as a furfag.

Lolz, my fancharacter knows/is family of/dates (inser character here) and iz way moar cooler than yours.

by l3t ag3n7 32 January 11, 2009

Fanboy

Someone that is not a gamer, but a lamer and doesn't bother to even try newer console systems, but favor only one forgetting their history like the nooblets they are.

PS Fanboy "OMG! PS3 is da Roxorz!"

Nintendo Fanboy "Shutup! Nintendo is da coolest."

Xbox Fanboy "Halo! Halo! You guys are PWNED! Muahahha.. dumb bitches."

Randy "Shutup! You ignorant nooblets."

All of them: "You're right, why are we fighting like dummies? We should be holding hands.

Randy "Thank you, that's what I needed to hear."

by Qwezzle November 30, 2006