fake ol' bitties

Someone who looks like they have massive amazing boobs but it turns out she just stuffs

Guy 1: Dude, that chicks got serious tig ol' bitties!!!

Guy 2: Naw man, they're fake ol' bitties.

by wesanator June 16, 2011

fake up

A break up, but not truly a break up, i.e. both parties still feel an obligation towards one another, engage in frequent phone calls and "meetings", and feel guilty about beginning to date other people. It is a psychological way of coping with the difficulties of a relationship by both parties distancing themselves from the relationship itself and allowing one another breathing room.

Person 1: Hey, I just saw Leland and Lisa together last night. Didn't they break up because of school commitments?

Person 2: No, that was just a fake up.

by MadRabbit May 10, 2006

Fake the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Pubert loved to Fake the Snake to make his lies more convincing.

by MasterChiefGuy5 November 2, 2017

Fake smile

A fake smile is best used when around someone you hate. It can also be used to hide how sad you are; This definition is mostly used when in a crowded place (e.g) School, Party, A dinner, ect..

Nathan: Hi, how are you?
You: *Fake smile* Oh great, what about you?

by CrleTaan June 30, 2018

Fake National Days

National “___” Day is: When a 12 year old creates fake holidays for comedic value or to just attempt to score a girl.

Fake National Days: A fake made-up Holiday commonly made by little ass kids.
1: “Did you hear? It’s National Slap Ass Day!”
2: “No I didn’t hear after all, it’s made up.”

by The TRUTH MAN December 3, 2020

Forty Two Fake out

To trick; or fool somebody

Q: Did you get old girl number last night.
A:Man no, she hit me with the forty two fake out. Digits was all wrong.

by Frank Grizzy July 29, 2005

Fake Tank

When a sober person pretends to be drunk and pass-out while telling everyone they're a lightweight.

Dude 1: Dude wake up you pussy! How much did you have, a sniff of it?
Dude 2: I actually had something in my cup unlike you.
Dude 1: *pretends to fall over on Dude 2 spilling his kool-aid in the process*
Dude 2: Nice fake tank douche bag
Dude 1: Im SO DRUNK!!

by Chad G May 17, 2007