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Get the FTFS mug.FTPs are (Feminine Tectonic Plates) are seisms that are powered by primal forces originating in a woman's hot, inner core, FTPs can move ponderously about at varying speeds and in different directions immediately following extreme or intense fucking.
With the high temperatures and immense pressures found in a woman's wet inner core during a sexual climax, these post orgasmic reactions to acute sexual arousal ex.slammage, sometimes force a woman’s FTPs to suddenly shift. As these ‘pallates eroticus’ move, divergence and/or convergence occurs along their borders, and tremendous energies are unleashed from deep inside resulting in tumultuous physical tremors that compel a woman’s entire body to involuntary convulse, spasm, twitch and shudder for indeterminate periods of time after woo hoo, thingy sex.
Men can find the sensations associated with simultaneous divergence and convergence of FTPs on their cock to be a powerful and motivating aphrodisiac, often making their erections attain a consistency that is harder than Chinese mathematics - and allow them to immediately recommence fucking a partner over and over and over again while she remains incapacitated from the spastic effects of the shifting FTP delirium.
With the high temperatures and immense pressures found in a woman's wet inner core during a sexual climax, these post orgasmic reactions to acute sexual arousal ex.slammage, sometimes force a woman’s FTPs to suddenly shift. As these ‘pallates eroticus’ move, divergence and/or convergence occurs along their borders, and tremendous energies are unleashed from deep inside resulting in tumultuous physical tremors that compel a woman’s entire body to involuntary convulse, spasm, twitch and shudder for indeterminate periods of time after woo hoo, thingy sex.
Men can find the sensations associated with simultaneous divergence and convergence of FTPs on their cock to be a powerful and motivating aphrodisiac, often making their erections attain a consistency that is harder than Chinese mathematics - and allow them to immediately recommence fucking a partner over and over and over again while she remains incapacitated from the spastic effects of the shifting FTP delirium.
by L&G Conversations December 7, 2009
Get the FTPs mug.Biker lingo. Short for "Fuck The Rules". Similar to "Fuck The World". Expresses adversion to societal norms.
by D, Gould February 8, 2006
Get the F.T.R. mug.New text and email acronym/phenomenon for the phrase "Fucking Tool Box". A "Fucking Tool Box" is a super moron. The words Moron, Stupid Ass and Idiot just don't "POP" like "Fucking Tool Box" does. Of course, when texting and emailing, you don't want to spell out the whole phrase "Fucking Tool Box" so you just type in "FTB". Also comes in handy if you are around little ones (not midgets but kids) or ladies and you have to express what a dumb ass someone is but you have to keep it on the down low.
Text: I am going to meet Leonard at the bar for a drink.
Text Response: Leonard is a FTB! OMG, what R U thinking?
A person is walking in a store parking lot smack dab in the middle of the lane you are driving down and he just keeps walking as if you are not there. You turn to your girl and ask her, "What's wrong with this FTB"?
Text: Don't go to Walmart in the hood on Sunday afternoons?
Text Response: Why not?
Text Response: A bunch of FTBs all over the place
Text Response: Leonard is a FTB! OMG, what R U thinking?
A person is walking in a store parking lot smack dab in the middle of the lane you are driving down and he just keeps walking as if you are not there. You turn to your girl and ask her, "What's wrong with this FTB"?
Text: Don't go to Walmart in the hood on Sunday afternoons?
Text Response: Why not?
Text Response: A bunch of FTBs all over the place
by Disco Danny January 24, 2011
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for the win is stupid and makes no sense
FTW truely stands for "Fuck The World"
basically but means "fuck whatever the rest of the world thinks, i am right!"
used when arguing your point to signify you do not care what they think and that you know you are right
for the win is stupid and makes no sense
FTW truely stands for "Fuck The World"
basically but means "fuck whatever the rest of the world thinks, i am right!"
used when arguing your point to signify you do not care what they think and that you know you are right
by MrFaggot August 20, 2007
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