a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by either G-d or the Unforgivables?
student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character,
student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character,
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
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by Cunted March 4, 2023
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A facebook group; notable for it's borderline-psychotic Pastor, and for its well-documented animosity towards the Presleytarians.
Currently working on a project to reclaim the lost Elvis-ish relics of the Holy Throne and The Holy Beer Cooler...both of which were seen as The King was Kissing Vinyl in his Last Moments.
A facebook group; notable for it's borderline-psychotic Pastor, and for its well-documented animosity towards the Presleytarians.
Currently working on a project to reclaim the lost Elvis-ish relics of the Holy Throne and The Holy Beer Cooler...both of which were seen as The King was Kissing Vinyl in his Last Moments.
"Who the hell is that spamming all over Facebook?"
--------"It's the church of elvis nutters. again!"
--------"It's the church of elvis nutters. again!"
by mindtheorangesmarlon February 6, 2010
Get the The Church Of Elvismug. Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.
by Intellegent Professor June 5, 2017
Get the God Churchmug. Any of a group of churches emphasizing holiness, purity, and sanctification as a result of being filled with the holy spirit in a non-fundamentalistic manner.
by Jesuslover40 May 7, 2018
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