Football

Brown, smelly waste that comes from your butt. Most commonly taken in the morning. Also known as a poop.

I have to take a football.

by Best Cuts June 7, 2018

Williamston Football

The Williamston football team is located in Williamston, Michigan and is owned by Brandon Lewis

Williamston football just got demolished by Brandon Lewis. Baby ass hornets.

by thatfootballguy12849 December 14, 2021

fantasy football gripe

Specific complaints or accusations about fantasy football (e.g., rules, results, transactions, etc.) framed as innocent inquiries or concerns.

Even though I could look this question up, and even though Player Z was clearly dropped by Team S, was it legal for Team S to do that and then be added later by Team H? This isn't a fantasy football gripe, I'm just generally curious whether we follow the undroppable player list.

by bama-roll-tide November 16, 2022

sex football

A style of play that is beautiful to watch with no shithousery. It is like football porn.

Wow, Manchester City are playing sex football!
Who doesn't love a bit of sex football?

by ajkl19 July 28, 2018

Football

Football is when you think you have appendicitis but you actually have testicular cancer so you shove you foot up your balls.

Let’s watch some football!

by joeypig1108 August 9, 2022

Football head

A big headed dummy

“Oh, that ryan? Like… the football head one?”

by OldeEnglish&FortyFives March 20, 2023

Erik Fisher Football Dream

In the book Tangerine Erik, Paul's older brother Has a football dream that their dad has been dreaming for.

Every day dad only wants to talk about the Erik Fisher Football Dream!

by HogwartsGraduate#1 October 22, 2020