Eric

the sexiest man in the entire world, he is kinda fat though so you have to look past that. He is so so sexy

oh look there is Eric eating the entire house out, he looks kinda sexy though

by Eric's only lover ever April 2, 2024

Eric

If you know an Eric, run. He will break your belongings, says stupid shit, throws water bottles, and tried to kill hamsters. Erics are psychopaths, they will kill you and your cat. So run....

Person 1:Ughhh, I can't believe a person just killed my cat and hamster collection.
Person2:That stinks, must be an Eric, you should move to Mexico you're in too deep.

by Gert696969999696 November 16, 2019

Eric

Maddd Scientists, Evil Geneous!
He can build, construct, fix, make, create, design anything and everything with ease (as long as he has the things needed to do so... which usually manifests and finds magically in the fkn desert!

He's only shy at first but he pushes through that shyness and he'll tell you right off the bat that he us who he us he does what he does if you don't like it kick rocks.

He's sExxxy, Intelligent, resourceful, magical, set in his ways.

MINE, FUCK OFF ¥^_^¥♡

Eric is God

by LitKit426 December 5, 2021

eric

a weird gay short midgit

the eric is a weird short creature atrracted to other men, so he uses his 2 inch dick to have sex

by luka pishulu May 9, 2024

Eric

Sweet and Innocent by natural. Funny, Sarcastic, and Charming. Refuses to put up with BS...

Eric said hurry up and get to your point.

by Cliff Notes June 6, 2021

eric p.

Some are cool and some are not, the ones that are cool are usually the ones that care deeply about you and treat everyone with respect, The ones that are not cool might ignore you and disrespect everyone by using slurs they aren't supposed to use or something idk.

Eric p.

by ☆ Darling ☆ May 7, 2022

Eric

A honest trustworthy friend reliable, And can sometimes be attractive and funny, A little athletic but is a total sweetheart

Oh it’s Eric I’m gonna go talk to him

by Macky9008 September 15, 2019