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Dutch Oven Drive-Thru

The act of farting in an empty take out bag and handing the customer it after handing them their bag with food. Usually done with the crappiest of the rudest customers in the fast food service. Also known as the Dutch Oven On the Go.
Employee: Hi, Welcome to Yummy In Your Tummy, what can get for you.
Customer Yelling: Can i get a Cheeseburger with NO PICKLE!
Employee: *enters cheeseburger with no pickle*
Customer Yelling: I said a double cheeseburger with no pickle. NOT a cheeseburger
Employee: I apologize, I miss heard you but I'll fix that. Was that all for this order.
Customer Yelling: Do it right the first time and you wouldn't have to fix it!
Employee: I apologize for that, your total is $1.87 at the first window.

Employee: We need a Dutch Oven Drive-Thru for order 12-94.

Employee 2: *Picks up empty to go bag, opens bag. holds up to buttock and flatulates in bag, Hands to Yelling customer.*

Yelling Customer after driving off. Oh crap they gave me a Dutch Oven on the Go. I must've been their biggest jerk today.
by Gorilla Boobs August 23, 2016
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dutch diver

A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.
If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016
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dutch fag

by RichBorat December 23, 2016
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dutch knife

The Dutch Knife is the weapon of choice for stabbing your project manager from a seated position, which is accomplished by having freakishly long Dutch arms. Usually following a disparaging remark made about your overall performance as a web developer.
Stan kept mocking Larry about how de never met his Sprint Objectives, so LArry reach out and shanked him with his Dutch Knife.
by bigbald January 20, 2017
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Dutch Knuckler

a promiscuous lesbian; she would stick her finger in any dyke
Bob is wasting his time buying drinks for that dutch knuckler
by nippli February 22, 2017
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Dutch slurp

Sipping a beverage while someone rubs their genitals on the beverage holding arm
Quit giving me a Dutch slurp, I'm trying to drink my tea
by Blind Indie April 1, 2017
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