Dactyl

Dactyl refers to taking a dump in a location other than one's own home, requiring them to "build a nest" for optimal comfort and hygeine. Historically, the pterodactyls would build massive nests being the largest birds to have existed.

"I feel trouble brewing...I really have to Dactyl!"

by jjv3b7 January 17, 2010

daisy cutter

releasing a chili mac and popcorn fart at nose level!

while scrubbing the floor at wal mart,i released a "daisy cutter",on a couple squatting to look at items on the bottom shelf!

by blackhawk November 13, 2004

the daily show

The most boring, vile, overrated show on TV today.

I saw that the daily show yesterday. It took them a half hour to say the same thing they said everyday.
"George W. Bush is stupid. Haw haw haw"
Give them an emmy!

by Mr Sentinel October 14, 2005

The Daily Show

The best and most reliable news show in the world. Actually reports the news and the truth, and is hosted by perhaps the most iconic man in America along with Colbert, Jon Stewart. Also has the best fucking news team on the planet.

The Daily Show annhilated Fox News

by Chipmunk Man March 4, 2010

skeeter dactyl

A massive fucking mosquito. Mostly found in south east texas. The size of a modern day teridactyl.

Holy shit, there is a massive skeeter dactyl on your arm.

by thedupdownsouth July 26, 2014

Nas Daily

basically like dhar mann but 10x better and straight to the point

yo u saw the new nas daily video?

by trolgod January 16, 2022

Daisy

She's a rude bitch never knows when to shut up and she will let you go very easily she will make up lies and talk shit behind your back and that's final

Omg so there's a girl and she's making up lies about me

She's probably named daisy

by Xoxo lovers June 21, 2017